tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.comments2023-07-08T04:13:05.438-07:00The Buzzsaw ReportIan "Buzzsaw" Barneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09880791914237583385noreply@blogger.comBlogger300125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-340935464744192232017-10-07T18:05:03.212-07:002017-10-07T18:05:03.212-07:00Having referred to the demon whistle as "harp...Having referred to the demon whistle as "harp" has confirmed your status as irredeemable asshole.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13773168466800858014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-31918784097687486592015-11-12T05:08:03.747-08:002015-11-12T05:08:03.747-08:00Hahaha, it´s better to be shut out of jams slowly ...Hahaha, it´s better to be shut out of jams slowly than by means of dirty pitched hard blow into a sax within inches of the left ear - or any ear, for that matter :-) But hey, I have forgiven that person, after all... He plays an instrument that is more aaaah real. Right?Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07432707538012849099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-40757390028812504962015-03-15T04:26:38.846-07:002015-03-15T04:26:38.846-07:00I have zero respect and I hate those vultures. I&#...I have zero respect and I hate those vultures. I've seen them chase, being rude and mean to celebrities. They're disgusting!susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13983407633360405088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-52772047290383263912015-03-15T03:43:25.128-07:002015-03-15T03:43:25.128-07:00Kristen is finally getting the recognition she des...Kristen is finally getting the recognition she deserves. Her last three movies namely Camp X Ray, Still Alice, and Clouds of Sils Maria are getting great reviews as wel as her performance. In Fecruary 2015, she received the César Award for Best Supproting Actress for her performance in Clouds of Sills Maria. The first and only American to win that award in that category. Kristen made history. I believe she'll continue to be recognized and respected. Hell, she'll continue to receive more awards including an Oscar. She's unstoppable. susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13983407633360405088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-74343571086964261362014-06-15T17:29:36.974-07:002014-06-15T17:29:36.974-07:00Wow, I can't believe I found this so late in m...Wow, I can't believe I found this so late in my harp playing career, I would have never started had I known the awful truth about what being a harp player is really about, but then by the time I did learn the awful truth.. it was too late and I was hooked on all the hot poon and cheers that came my way (you do have to be somewhat good to get poon and cheers as a harp player right? RIGHT?) <br /><br />The only problem is that I sometimes (quite accidentally I assure you) upstage the "frontman" of bands that I play in, and they get this rather butt hurt attitude that I have absolutely no right to the adoration of HIS women, and then I magically find myself being shut out of jams slowly over time.<br /><br />Has that ever happened to you?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18187147931561015608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-53182378194077221682014-02-14T18:25:55.624-08:002014-02-14T18:25:55.624-08:00"Theorapy"? My dad's cat's name ..."Theorapy"? My dad's cat's name is Theo. Should he keep him under armed guard?!Karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01026413585956074747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-88068891165851267632013-08-22T14:00:52.898-07:002013-08-22T14:00:52.898-07:00Okay, I missed part one, now I got you on the Pris...Okay, I missed part one, now I got you on the Prison chi chi. I think the real question is is it still prison chi chi, if you make it at home? Or just a crime against humanity.Kelly Lukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12397956442982144958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-63221516413655345322013-08-22T13:53:50.841-07:002013-08-22T13:53:50.841-07:00While this was truly hilarious, I found it very un...While this was truly hilarious, I found it very unhelpful in figuring out what the hell Chi Chi actually was. Because I had to resort to youtube, I consider this 3:20 minutes of chi chi talk, a rather, mixed bag of possibly drug-induced ranting and foodie journalism. However, because I consider myself an avid "foodie,"I must contend that I bet chi chi has some mean umami flavor going on. Kelly Lukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12397956442982144958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-88226189938171995382013-07-11T17:00:19.858-07:002013-07-11T17:00:19.858-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Katsiclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09548692377886386153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-23969445424727384112013-07-10T13:03:23.252-07:002013-07-10T13:03:23.252-07:00Seriously funny shit! You should write a book!Seriously funny shit! You should write a book!gypsygirl58https://www.blogger.com/profile/11007272332154181914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-69133311458407776452013-07-10T09:46:03.314-07:002013-07-10T09:46:03.314-07:00Dear Mr. Mommy, thanks for your awesome advice. I...Dear Mr. Mommy, thanks for your awesome advice. It's so freeing to give my son choices and reign over his life. No more worries for me! I can go back to my nerdy interests and let him run with abandon. I almost hope that he does pick Penis Smith! Than I can just call him Dick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-22407447027304584642013-07-09T15:26:23.330-07:002013-07-09T15:26:23.330-07:00Dear Mr. Mommy: What should I do if my son wants t...Dear Mr. Mommy: What should I do if my son wants to change his name to Twilight Constipation Penis? I'm not saying he does, but I am looking for an excuse to send him to boot camp, so your stamp of approval is worth more than rubies. In Him, Mrs. MommyKarlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01026413585956074747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-84852832875435084072013-07-09T15:00:32.025-07:002013-07-09T15:00:32.025-07:00Thank you SO MUCH, Mr. Mommy! I don't know wha...Thank you SO MUCH, Mr. Mommy! I don't know what I'd ever do without your guidance! Lori in PennsyltuckyWordVixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01713637403798552713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-71723187195613811532013-05-30T16:55:44.610-07:002013-05-30T16:55:44.610-07:00Seems legit. ~NinnieSeems legit. ~NinnieNinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00577318700773215294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-76328803521855190732013-05-30T16:20:59.699-07:002013-05-30T16:20:59.699-07:00You would have to be a ninny NOT to jump at this o...You would have to be a ninny NOT to jump at this one! I mean just imagine those family values kn action. Shit I'm getting all hot just thinking about itDraculahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00587852177919783864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-30025463014027956882013-05-05T21:45:25.663-07:002013-05-05T21:45:25.663-07:00As a harp player I found this to be hilarious and ...As a harp player I found this to be hilarious and true. I once had a drunk guy at a gig try to play my Special 20 Ab harp when I wasn't looking. He learned to fly off of the stage that night. #3 being asked if I can play like Popper happens all of the time but he's the reason I started playing in the first place, so it doesn't bother me too much I just tell folks no one plays like John but it's sure fun to try. ;O)BigSkyVikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07973715681355062230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-49496916452377417852013-03-12T18:57:01.910-07:002013-03-12T18:57:01.910-07:00Welcome to my state! Sad I've never even been ...Welcome to my state! Sad I've never even been to our dear capitol...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071952718629131368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-61077765893889930912013-03-12T16:30:03.314-07:002013-03-12T16:30:03.314-07:00So katy wants to know why beer drinking bobbybgets...So katy wants to know why beer drinking bobbybgets a shout ? And she is left with "friend of a friend". And i am just a friend. We r not even token lezzies. Lol.michelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15286522409782759451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-3680964993293747122013-01-15T17:53:00.091-08:002013-01-15T17:53:00.091-08:00Well I suggest you watch an interview with Kristen...Well I suggest you watch an interview with Kristen and someone who knows how to ask Intelligent questions because I can guarantee you that Kristen Stewart will answer with an equally Intelligent answer..She doesn't stutter,her mind is working faster than she speaks and as for her acting style,I can only name one person that isn't always the same and that would be Meryl Streep....You need to watch Kristen in The Cake Eaters and Speak and tell me if she's the same in both movies.Delle1https://www.blogger.com/profile/11816654586441826494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-43220545722312689912013-01-15T12:28:58.696-08:002013-01-15T12:28:58.696-08:00My favorite is the last one. I'd have to guess...My favorite is the last one. I'd have to guess that it's actually code for something, but, honestly, I hope they really just want a Comcast address. I really, really do.WordVixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01713637403798552713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-7433092353778560822012-12-19T06:10:22.159-08:002012-12-19T06:10:22.159-08:00Ohh, execellent. Thank you for one more important ...Ohh, execellent. Thank you for one more important write-up. I read your full post. It is really exceptional. I love posting related to harmonica very much. Just collect my Suzuki harmonica at PIJ. Its really awesome. <br /><a href="http://bit.ly/suzuki-harmonica" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/suzuki-harmonica</a>xoCIGARS.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04531896222754705565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-12900581473922833912012-11-19T22:29:29.854-08:002012-11-19T22:29:29.854-08:00That was a fun little romp. Appreciate that vicari...That was a fun little romp. Appreciate that vicarious feeling of peering into your adventures, knowing I couldn't get away with 10% of them... Thanks for the shout out. -Mayorgwmandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02776205394940515766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-56736117644339757642012-11-19T22:03:41.519-08:002012-11-19T22:03:41.519-08:00Ian I love reading your posts, you are a clever an...Ian I love reading your posts, you are a clever and amusing writer. More importantly it has been a pleasure getting to know you. Look forward to reading more of your posts. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479165350214729967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-43977011066346154212012-11-19T20:51:40.211-08:002012-11-19T20:51:40.211-08:00thanks darling. I have for some of it. Not so much...thanks darling. I have for some of it. Not so much in Australia, I will keep that short. But thanks again for reading and it warms my heart to hear the phrase "hell of a book" because I have been focusing so much on music (my computer broke last November) that feel like i forgot how to write prose (if I ever knew in the first place). Cheers!Ian "Buzzsaw" Barneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09880791914237583385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2837043210466225902.post-19302447792917587722012-11-19T20:03:15.833-08:002012-11-19T20:03:15.833-08:00I hope you've kept copious notes on all this, ...I hope you've kept copious notes on all this, or that you do so immediately. You've got a helluva book in here, and that's not even approaching the saga craziness you just survived. <br />Good luck with the album. I'm looking forward to hearing it.<br /><br />Morgan RaymondAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com