Garth Brooks is probably a pervert!

It stands to reason the Garth Brooks is a sick, sick, pervert, simply because he is human. It is in our nature, which sort of makes it normal...Anyway, here are some lyrics to his song "That Summer" which may or may not be about a leathery skinned widow woman seducing the hell out the teenage boy who is her farm hand during "That Summer." Ever since then, no matter who is romping with, the indelible image of her face appears like a ghastly reminder that he once used to lose his virginity to leathery handed widows. He is also reminded of her by wheat fields. Here is the video:

Please watch the entire slide show. There is a sequence at 2:58 which will blow your mind.

For your reading pleasure I have printed the lyrics as well:

I went to work for her that summer
A teenage kid so far from home
She was a lonely widow woman
Hell-bent to make it on her own
We were a thousand miles from nowhere
Wheat fields as far as I could see
Both needing something from each other
Not knowing yet what that might be

'Til she came to me one evening
Hot cup of coffee and a smile
In a dress that I was certain
She hadn't worn in quite a while
There was a difference in her laughter
There was a softness in her eyes
And on the air there was a hunger
Even a boy could recognize

She had a need to feel the thunder
To chase the lightning from the sky
To watch a storm with all its wonder
Written in her lover's eyes
She had to ride the heat of passion
Like a comet burnin' bright
Rushin' headlong in the wind
Now where only dreams have been
Burnin' both ends of the night

That summer wind was all around me
Nothin' between us but the night
When I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered that's alright
And then I watched her hands of leather
Turn to velvet in a touch
There's never been another summer
When I have ever learned so much

We had a need to feel the thunder
To chase the lightning from the sky
To watch a storm with all its wonder
Written in each other's eyes
She had to ride the heat of passion
Like a comet burning bright
Rushin' headlong in the wind
Now where only dreams have been
Burnin' both ends of the night

I often think about that summer
The sweat the moonlight and the lace
And I have rarely held another
When I haven't seen her face
And every time I pass a wheat field
And watch it dancing with the wind
Although I know it isn't real
I just can't help but feel
Her hungry arms again

She had a need to feel the thunder
To chase the lightnin' from the sky
To watch a storm with all its wonder
Written in her lover's eyes
She had to ride the heat of passion
Like a comet burnin' bright
Rushin' headlong in the wind
Now where only dreams have been
Burnin' both ends of the night
Rushin' in long in the wind
Now where only dreams have been
Burnin' both ends of the night

For those of you who love this song, it probably means that you are either a teenage boy who wants to make it with an older woman, or you are an older woman who wants to make it with a teenage kid. This is fairly normal. I will point out that in this song it clearly uses the words "kid, boy, and hands of leather" in the text. This indicates a scary ass widow woman molesting a boy (what was in the coffee and why did she give it to him at night?). Well, thanks for participating, Buzzsaw

PS-I do not know who actually wrote this song, but I do know that despite claims that Garth Brooks is a great country songwriter, he almost NEVER worked alone. What this means is that most likely Garth would come into a meeting and say "I want to do a song about a farmhand and a widow woman" and his crack team of writers would write the song. Of course with Garth Brooks name getting top billing. Because really, are you going to argue that he is ripping you off when you are making a shit ton of royalties? Hell no! Because your other option is being broke and NOT "co writing" with Garth "Chris Gaines" Brooks.

Please not in the picture Garth's ugly ass shirt, ugly ass microphone, and guitar (which is something a frat guy would be playing).