It's cuddle time!

This isn't even my soft side! I am THAT loveable!

Cuddling? - m4w - 26 (Bloomingdale Area)

I'm 26 years old, single, 6'0", 195 lbs, and am a world renowned cuddler who is offering his expertise to one lucky woman.

I am just looking for somebody to share a bed with - nothing sexual, just two bodies for cuddling. I have a big bed I'm hoping to share and would love to hear back from somebody. It would obviously be nice if it was with a person I got along with or enjoyed talking to, so write a little about yourself in your response. Hope to hear back...

It seems almost like blasphemy to even question this post, but though I know it is true, it left me wondering a few things. Firstly, what does it take to become a “world renowned cuddler”? Is there some sort of organization in charge of cuddling rankings and expertise measurement? Did he study cuddling or was he born with a gift? Is cuddling the same as snuggling (I am clearly showing my own naiveté with this remark)? Will this cuddling expertise, when passed on, qualify the above mentioned “lucky woman” as a “world renowned cuddler”? If so, will you instruct her to “pay it forward” and create her own Craigslist post? It would be a boon to all if he did.

Now it seems natural for a cuddler to want to do so in bed, but with the renown this individual has, is he able to cuddle on couches? Verandas? In the tall grass? In a canoe? Because I don’t think he should limit himself. I am also curious as to the possibility of group cuddles, can he do it? Is it even possible? Because that could change the world!

Lastly, I am heartened to know that he would consider cuddling with someone that he did not get along with, or even like talking to. I know he would prefer the opposite, but he leaves the possibility open for a nice hate filled cuddle session. This man is truly a master of his trade. Please take some time to reply to him, you will learn so much!

NO SEX!

As you might have noticed I have not posted anything for awhile. The facts of the matter are that I have been working on my book, reading, and doing some major work on my truck Snowflake (which should be running in two days for the first time since August). On top of all that, I have not been hit with inspiration. As always in these instances, I went to craigslist. It took me about 11 minutes to find something truly exceptional. Here it is complete with the pictures the author added:

Ever Consider a Alternative Affair? - m4w - 30 (Lakewood, WA)

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Date: 2011-04-06, 5:50PM PDT

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Hello wonderful ladies who are (married/divorced/engaged/dating,single, etc) - STATUS doesn't matter

If you feel alone or how I feel sometimes then read on:

- I am seeking someone who would like to be friends, more than friends, but NOT sexual lovers.
- If you have the self control to have this kind of friendship with me, then reply.
- In our friendship I would take YOU out, wine and dine YOU, go with YOU shopping if you wanted, and listen to you when talking instead of flap my gums about something you don't care about. (Ouch Guys!) I WILL LISTEN & PAY ATTENTION!
- I hope you enjoy CUDDLING; talking, watching MOVIES that YOU like; Dancing; Quiet and LAZY days (let me know what you like or seek, you can be honest)
- Tell me about your situation and we'll discuss it. I won't judge you.
- Why would I want a relationship like this? Not sure, never done this before, but we'll figure it out

About Me: 30, will be 31 in June, 6 foot in great athletic shape. Married for 4 years almost and not leaving my wife, but need ONE good gal-friend who feels like me.

Please REPLY with "Alternative" in subject line if you are serious. I'm not going to waste your time and won't allow you to waste mine. I am real, genuine, good natured guy, just seeking ONE Gal for this.

Note: This man has OBVIOUSLY mastered the ART of all caps! Love Buzzsaw