My original intent was to make a long list of things you can buy me, but I am way too lazy so instead, if you actually want to buy me something (you do), you can buy me all the Johnny Cash posters Hatch Gallery sells. You could also buy me posters from Stanley Mouse. But absolutely no knick knacks or other hard goods. Thanks! You're welcome!
|Check with me first because I only need one of each.|
8) It's VERY weird living in a red state!
|To be fair, this is not the silliest display I've seen, but it IS a PT Cruiser!|
7) Jesus is here (sort of)
|I don't know if this stuff is for sale, but you could buy it for my birthday too!|
NOTE: HOLY SHIT! I AM IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND THEY ARE HAVING A BOOK READING IN THE KIDS SECTION. THAT IS NOT CRAZY, BUT THE FACT THAT THEY JUST SANG THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER IS. NOW THEY ARE SINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA! FUCK ME DEAD! WHERE THE HELL AM I?????
|NOT HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! DON'T TREAD ON ME BITCH!!|
6) Smoking/No Smoking!
|I didn't move these.|
5) Cranberry Court
|The trial was juicy!|
4) POWER UP!!!
|I just realized that this is a plumbing fixture. Very Meta.|
3) The trains
|Also everything is blue here|
2) Lloyd Bridges
|At the very least a very good look-alike!|
1) Jeff Bridges