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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Touched With The Tenderness of Wolves! Craigslist NYC

The following postings were found on the New York City craigslist. I responded to all of them. Enjoy. Buzzsaw


·         Would you like or know someone who wants to join the army? - m4w - 25 (bx)
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 7:30PM EDT
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·         I can hep you with your first promotion with a referral. Please put the word "enlist" on the subject so that I kow your real.
To whom it may concern, I would like someone who wants to join the army. Sadly I do not know someone. Thankfully I have managed to find your posting here on Craigslist, and I am sooooo relieved. It would be a miracle for me or someone I know to receive your hep. These days, hep is hard to come by. It is even hard to trust those you kow, let alone someone you don’t kow. I would love to receive some hep, and get to kow you. You must be truly amazing to offer hep to people you don’t kow! Yours, Buzzsaw
I want to try my hand at spanking - m4m - 46 (ues)
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 6:52PM EDT
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·         I tried this here before, but the only people responding were not for me, so I am trying again. Looking to spank a guy, either in underwear or nude. I am a 46 year old divorced greek/italian good looking muscular bi guy. No sex, so totally straight guys cool. I am new to this so you can be, too. Your picture gets mine. Lets make this happen.
Dear Spanky, you want to try your “hand” do you? Well a little about me. I am a straight guy, so I am glad you are cool with that. I have NO INTEREST in anything besides a bit of discipline. You see I was in the army, and I LOVED the discipline I received during that time in my life. Now I am away from that, and I just want to get it back anyway that I can. I hope you like the pic, I wanted to make sure that you saw my supple buttocks clearly. I had my wife take it. And believe me, she is ALL for this. Question, would you mind if she watched? Sincerely Buzzsaw
·         Fit student for muscular 4/20 buddy - m4m - 20 (Union Square)
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 4:43PM EDT
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·         Any fit, older guys out there wanna kick back, smoke, and maybe do some cuddling/wrestling?
clean, safe, disease free
Hey bro, sounds great! See you tonight! Buzzsaw
·         Do you want to be hypnotized ? - m4m
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 3:28PM EDT
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·         Do you want to be hypnotized ? Forced to orgasm laugh forget information.
Dear Hypno, YES, YES &YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Buzzsaw PS-I am already forgetting information, and that drink you bought me was delicious!
·         Black or Hispanic Male & Female Friends - 22 (New York City)
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 12:48PM EDT
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·         I am an Asian guy ( Korean ), 22 yrs old with long hair - ponytail, used to wear braids / cornrows. And still could... I am looking for Black / Hispanic friends. Doesn't matter males or females. Nothing more just friends. Tryna see if there's decent people to chill wit and just go out have fun. 420 friendly. No games and funny business.

I AM STRAIGHT SO, PLEASE DUDES DON'T HIT ME UP ACTING FUNNY...LOL

I got BBM ( Blackberry Messenger ) ( pin : 269314A0 ), Live Profile , AIM , Google Talk , Windows Live Messenger... hit me up.

PLEASE ATTACH A PIC SO I KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO AND I WILL SEND ONE AS WELL.

NO PIC = NO REPLY

And no im not crazy, a tranny, a stalker, a creeper etc so don't be one as well. oNe...
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·          m4m m4w SAM SBF SBM SBW SHF SHW male female
Hey man, I am a white guy, thought I should share that right out of the gate, BUT, I KNOW a lot of black and Hispanic people. I bet I could introduce them to you. First though I will have to require you to put the corn rows back in. Not that it is totally required, but ALL of my black and Hispanic friends sport them. It would be a matter of solidarity. As for the gay stuff I know what you mean. I posted an add looking for a straight wrestling partner and you would not believe the crazies that came out of the woodwork! As far as acting funny goes, I do a lot of improve comedy, so I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind me doing some role playing skits, and improvising some songs? I am really good at both, usually I assume a female role, just for laughs! Alright enough about me! I attached a picture of my calves, I hope that works as a starter, my face is really hot (sexy), but not that you care, since we are both straight. Peace bro! Buzzsaw
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·         Touched with the tenderness of wolves - m4m (Gramercy)
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·         Date: 2011-04-13, 11:19AM EDT
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·         Can you imagine not being defined by stats or labels? Not being defined by your size,
weight, hight, color, age, or even whether you're straight, gay or Bi?

Perhaps, you're a 'try', try to be open and receive love from another man, because
it's what your soul is longing for, and you're courageous enough to surrender
your fears and apprehensions to love...

If you are willing to give it a try - I'll help you be at ease with yourself -
while you're being touched - with the unconditional love and the
tenderness of wolves....
Dear Wolfgang, this is one of the most beautiful and heartfelt pieces of writing I have stumbled upon in many moons. I too want to be touched with the tenderness of wolves. It is something I have always dreamed about, from a child. Sincerely, Buzzsaw PS-straight and wanting to be touched with the tenderness of wolves!

Note: This was the real picture of the tenderness of wolves. It is an amazing photograph.


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