After much contemplation, I decided to write about a topic I have yet to tackle in written form. I know I have spent a good deal of time thinking about it and even talking about it, but I don't think wrote on it even in the winter and spring of this year, when I was doing my early stages of memoir writing. I am sure someone is on the edge of their chair wondering just what old Buzzsaw is talking about. I really don't know why, but I appreciate the fact that someone out there is frothing at the mouth to know. Here it is: squid. Just Squidding, I am actually going to write about the star of Little Ashes, Robert Pattinson, Robert Thomas Pattinson. For all the times people have called me Rob, Edward, Robward, Rick, Ted, Jedward, Richie, or any other damn thing, I have yet to sit down and write about the guy who without knowing is greatly helping my career go international. Well here goes.